When I was in high school we used to always joke about edible panties. The whole thing boiled down to an edible panties eating contest at a party one night. I ate 3 pairs out of a bowl of milk and washed them down with half a bottle of Sambuca.
They were nowhere near as good as I thought they would be, they are basically like old fruit roll ups.
It has also always been a pipe dream of mine to sell grocery bags full of panties outside of Rolling Stones concerts for women to throw... I think I would make millions!!!
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There is a deeper, darker side to edible panties...
Not many know; but the innocent of our nation are being drawn into the thankless task of "test-driving" these edible underpants to not only prove their worthiness; but also give the banana hammock a certain "human vibe".
Don't eat them!
They are not just sweet girl sweat; but perhaps also sweaty wii-fit geek-sweat, layered with CK2?
Don't bother.
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