Election Day: Doritos Rock!!!

Confused by the ballots layout and your unrelenting hunger, you forget about Obama and decide to let a snack run the country.

This is another classic conservative move. Splitting the vote with a confusing ballot. This tactic was first employed 1968 when the democratic vote was split by 'Spaghetti-O's' and Richard Nixon rolled into the White House with 43.4% of the popular vote.