As you mark an 'X' beside Obama's name, you feel great. You have avoided all the distractions and done your patriotic duty as an American to vote for a better tomorrow.
With a satisfied grunt you leave the booth only to realize that while you were voting, the shady pollsters have moved your booth, with you in it, to a once abandoned field which is now populated with stoners and lesbians.
You have been profiled!!! The Republicans can spot a democrat from a mile away, and are always determined to send them miles away.
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