T.V.'s 'Cousin Larry' Fathers A Winner

Did you know that 'Transformers' star Shia LeBeouf is actually the son of 'Perfect Strangers' actor Mark Linn-Baker?  It's true!  For years the case has been making it's way through the U.S. court system, until just recently a Chicago judge ruled that Linn-Baker is legally LeBeouf's father.

A confused Shayna Saide, the actor's biological mother, was questioned by reporters outside of the courthouse. "I don't understand. I never had sex with 'Cousin Larry'."  She stated making reference to Linn-Baker's lovable character.

According to testimony, shortly after the filming of the second episode of season one, titled 'Picture This', Linn-Baker entered a unisex bathroom at a coffee shop nearby the Warner Bros. studio lot. Upon entering the bathroom he began to masturbate, evidently leaving remnants of the deed on the toilet seat.  A short time later Saide, who also frequented the coffee shop during the mid-eighties, unsuspectingly sat down on the soiled seat.

When asked how he realized that Shia was his son, Linn-Baker replied, "Because I watched the whole thing happen! I set that trap in a dozen Hollywood bathrooms in the fall of '85, hoping to father a winner!  My dedication finally paid off!"

Mark Linn-Baker is also suspected to have fathered Amanda Bynes, as well as the Olsen twins