If I were a stripper, I would totally call myself 'Geyser Söze' and my act would be awesome. I'd come out on stage with a severe limp (because my dong is so huge) and then once I pulled it out I would be able to strut down the catwalk comfortably.
According to strippername.com my name would be, 'Beau Boldbone' which I think is pretty awesome too.
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My secret stripper name is Chase Coolbody. And Chase Coolbody's secret stripper name is Butch Dangleboss. And Butch Dangleboss's secret stripper name is Heidi Sparklethong. And Heidi Sparklethong's secret stripper name is Ashley Nightwhip. And Ashley Nightwhip's secret stripper name is Katie Longcocker. And Katie Longcocker's secret stripper name is Myth of Domination. Hey, wait a second....
Very good......
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