Election Day: You've Been Roved! You Fail!!!

You enter into a circle of people and start to kick around the bean bag. You look over in the distance and see some people throwing around a Frisbee.

After a few hours of this somebody inquires as to who organized this event.

"Not I!" Says the gay guy from the student council.

"Not moi!" States the even gayer guy from the student union.

"It wasn't me." Grumbles the 300 pound lesbian from the library.

Suddenly it occurs to you all at the same time, you have all been duped by the Republican conspiracy. At universities all through the country liberal events, from legalization rallies to Phish concerts, have been organized to keep young voters away from polling stations.

In election terms, you've been 'Roved'.