You arrive at the post office and are given what the shady person behind the desk assures you is an 'official ballot'. You are skeptical of the pollster with the shifty eyes, but figure that the whole thing is on the up and up.
You enter the voting booth, and peruse the ballot.
1) John McCain!!!
2) Barack Obama
3) Doritos
How will you vote?
Vote Obama
Doritos ARE Delicious!
"Hey! This isn't an official ballot!"
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